We found Blonde Bombshells to be as calculated and unnatural as alternative products get, but the Penthouse brand name still serves to ring that cash register, even if there's nothing to indicate that any of these ladies were/are or even want to be actual Pets.

Surprise, surprise - the vid is technically spot on; as is the perfectly coiffed cast, who uncoil from their diaphanous garments with robotic preciseness.