If this is what sex in Europe is like, why did those pilgrims ever leave? ED 3 shows precisely how hot pornography can be in the hands of a twisted-yet-tasteful master like Christoph Clark. The director that brought you Euro Dom parts one and two - both gems themselves - has assembled a stellar cast of truly beautiful kink mavens who take their work seriously. The videography in this foreign affair is top notch, the editing precise, and the blistering action isn't bogged down by a distracting soundtrack, thank god.

In a film of such quality it's difficult to choose a standout scene; if your fast-forward is malfunctioning, it won't matter. Every minute is worth watching. Perennial goddess Silvia Saint kicks things off, engaging in a drawn-out, searing pas de deux with Caroline Cage; Niky Rider heats up a kitchen without ever touching an appliance (unless enormous Lucite vibrators count); and the threeway, featuring sweet, demure slut Tiffany Hopkins, is not to be missed. The starlet gets double-topped and begs for more in her feeble French accent. At least it sounds like French. But who cares? If this is Euro Domination, bring on the hegemony.

Pre-noms: Best Anal Sex Scene, Best Foriegn All-Sex Release, Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production.