The state of modern medicine is either far more advanced than anticipated or riddled with sex crazed quacks using it as an excuse to molest men. Or maybe it’s both.

Although the prison sex scene with Anthony Hardwood and Gianna has absolutely nothing to do with nursing, other than some nipple sucking, the other four segments are sometimes surprisingly elaborate in their attempt to invoke medical inspired lust.

Randi Wright comforts an ailing John West, whose perpetual erection hasn’t been satisfied by a woman in far too long. Dick Tracy decides to fill his exam room wait time by pumping away inside Kelly Taylor’s pussy.

West finds himself sharing intimacy with nurse Nadia Nyce that he’s never even tried with his wife — and all because of a headache. Van Damage encounters a similar, but less anal, situation with Sativa Rose.

No actual medical providers were fucked during the assembling of this footage.

Retailing: Those with mild medical fetishes may enjoy this goofy romp.