Some girls never learned that they weren't supposed to put anything bigger than a breadbox into their pussies. Some of those girls grew up to be porn stars and appear on this video.

Isabel has an impressive collection of toys in a wide range of sizes, but she seems to like her stallion sized dildo the best. Gia Paloma stuffs rubber chickens, a rubber hand, a rubber foot and a baseball bat into whatever slot will accommodate them.

Chelsea Zinn plays Twister until Johnny Thrust wedges broom and a chainsaw mounted dildos into her cunt. Finally, Kori Rush celebrates the moment by placing white taper candles into her love hole and then lighting them.

Each scene is accompanied by a "cool jazz" soundtrack and introduced by cleverly naughty subtitles. The DVD has a large still gallery, although the quality of some images is disappointing.