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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

Released Jan 31st, 2005
Running Time 90
Director Max Von Diesel
Company Seduction Cinema
Cast Darian Caine, Andrea Davis, Erika Smith, Others, Isadora Edison
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative

Rating

Synopsis

Recommend to good-natured cultists.

Reviews

From the ubiquitous creators of Playmate of the Apes comes another softcore genre spoof. This time the screenwriters have inverted the Dracula vs. Van Helsing legend, turning the foes into female descendants of the originals: a hapless college nerd pit against an eternally frigid nosferatu.

Strictly played for lowbrow laughs (and as many gratuitous lesbian dream sequences as can possibly be wedged in between) this sublimely ridiculous shot-on-video feature unrepentantly dishes out a voyeuristic zombie, death by vibrator skewering – and yes, supernatural fart jokes.

With so many pretty naked girls cavorting around its Plan 9-ish sets, Sexy Adventures is best received when plenty of spirits are at hand. (An equally silly bonus feature, Vampire's Seduction, exhibits similar elements.)



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