Hilarious and hot is the effort Nectar makes with Welcome 2, and the former is lead fabulously by Dick Smothers Jr. as Nectar boss Sean Logan. Nick Manning also pulls of a great mockery of Nick Manning, complete with his trademark grunts, groans and "Suck it!"-type demands.

The standout sex unquestionably comes in the way of Jana Cova and Isabella Camille, both girls absolutely beautiful and turning in a thoroughly jerkable scene. Otherwise, it is unremarkable in its quest for heat. The Harmony Rose/Marco scene is dull. The Mackenzie poolside solo scene is plagued (as is much of the title) by horrible music. The Rio/Manning closer could have been hot, but Manning's self-mockery sucks any potential sexuality out of the action.

One bonus point for the Saved By the Bell-type theme song that is, one hopes anyway, intentionally bad. Take off points for shaky videography (which, one suspects, is also intentional as an attempt to create a reality tv feel).

Pre-nom Smothers for Best Actor.