There might be a story somewhere. But with bad acting and English as a second language, the story just gets lost in translation. It's something about technology, spies and anal sex.

Thankfully, the sex makes up for a bunch of dialogue that simply gets in the way. One raven-haired girl gets an impressive d.p., and one very lucky techno-geek gets to double dip his joystick in a couple of hotties.

Taken as a whole, The Formula is just okay.