Good Lord, when will we be delivered from clichés like "plumber's house call" and "lusty tennis pro?" (Also clichéd is the line "you get what you pay for," but it's true - especially when it comes to porn writers!)

It's hard to believe that Homegrown, who produces a very decent non-scenario amateur line, cannot come up with better stuff. It comes as no surprise that the action accompanying such verbal hokum is of no consequence, except for a barely competent middle-aged bang with Rod Fontana and Ami Charms.