This attempted send-up of the mainstream mock-horror series Scary Movie mostly falls flat in its humor. Fortunately, there's some good sex to be found, most notably the final scene, with Cindy Crawford as a beautiful "Frankenstein monster" created by mad scientist Kurt Lockwood. Cindy's excellent in her mish and cowgirl ride on the exam table, and she takes his spew right on her tongue.

Also worth mentioning is the three-girl tangle by the feature's "hostesses" Ashley Fries, Ashton Moore and Sasha Swenson, which includes plenty of finger-fucking and dildo play.