Hung like a motherfucker and built like a linebacker, Suzanne isn't a tranny for all seasons. Some viewers may find her charms intimidating, but Junior offers up his end zone and lets the girl go deep. Score one for the Gipper. The girls handle Suzy's meat bludgeon with less finesse, though we must admit that tan little Wanda would make a terrific partner for a hetero release.

If passion is the ultimate yardstick, we'd say this bitch has a way to go before the hall of fame comes calling.