|Released||Nov 01st, 2004|
|Cast||Sintia Stone, Monika (I), Judy (I), Maya Gold, Victoria Swinger, Lauro Giotto, Choky Ice, Dorina (I), Mercedes (I), Zenza Raggi, James Brossman, Barbara Voice|
|Critical Rating||AAA 1/2|
There is not one underwater fuck scene is this supposed "mermaid" video. What up with that? Instead, we get some sort of inter-scene narration about how mermaids have shed their scales and now walk on land. This is annoying, as are the new age soundtrack and odd sexual setups. (Note to Kovi: fake afros, not sexy.) Thing is, Private still manages to produce consistently scorching hot porno.
Mercedes scene alone is worth the rental, and even the worst Private-produced sex trumps most other efforts. Victoria Swinger's threesome is hot, too, with her wicked smile and wanton cocklust.
Pre-nom for Best DVD Menus. The fact that Kovi went so far as to get all that underwater gear for the menus and the between-scene interludes is nuts, but real pretty.