The theme is blue balls. Ten women tease, taunt, rub some cock, talk dirty, run their lips just above cock flesh and then proceed to agonizingly torment the hell out of some poor, unseen bastard by almost putting his cock in their mouths, pussies and asses.

We wanted to love this; we really did. The concept is innovative and unique. And it provides a rare opportunity to hear some A-list porn girls talk the talk. However, as evidenced here, that's not always a good thing. Some of these girls, frankly, are irritating and annoying.

There are some good moments, though. Best in show is Amber Simpson. She is oh so achingly cute, and with that innocent face saying such nasty things – well – there won't be a limp cock in the house. Not to mention the sight of rigid cock sawing between her beautiful pussy lips. Yummy.

Also, Arianna Jolee provides a good, fun, enthusiastic performance. When she lets the tip of the unsung cockslinger's piece get just barely inside her, but does not let him thrust, we admit, it's definitely a hot moment.

All in all, it was a novel attempt. With a little time to iron out the kinks, a more consistent cast and increased variety, this series could really rise above the rest.