Russians get really testy when their potatoes are stolen - and apparently there are pretty girls stupid enough to steal them in broad daylight. This leads to the girls being taken indoors and punished. Sadly, the subtitles are too funny to contribute to any sense of sexiness, the acting is lethargic, the editing is choppy, the camera jerks like it has palsy, the sound is uneven, and there's off camera chatter from the director. A second segment features interviews with Russian porn hopefuls and is fascinating in the same way that watching a bad blind date is fascinating.

The DVD's still gallery includes some fairly poor shots taken from the video, complete with subtitles in some cases.