What month doesn't go by where a deceptive cover shot entices the viewer with a hot surf 'n turf party - only to reveal yet another backyard-bound disappointment? If your beach worshippers won't be happy with the location switchin' situation, we wonder how they'll feel when one of the five meager scenes doesn't even feature a girl in a bikini? (At least the director gets her name in bold CGI lettering; whoo-hoo!)

Here comes the part about the action not even being able to make up for the vid's obvious deficiencies. It's porn by the pound, friends - lightweight; despite the top-heavy cast.