The heat rarely rises above a campfire weenie roast, here. There are exceptions, such as moments during the Courtland/Manning romp, or the Meth/Long connection. The latter sequence clicks for a while but is ultimately watered down by much too much softcore footage.

Rubbing salt in the viewer’s wound is Kroft’s opener, which isn’t even transferred in the proper screen ratio! And yet the BTS footage of that scene is correctly presented. Duh. Overall, the editing is pretty lame.

Coupled with some highly vanilla sex — the “nastiest” being a minor d.p. with Fire, Long and Ash — this vid, sadly, forgettable.

Retailing: Fake boob fans.