"Imaginative scenarios that will leave you breathless!" screams the box cover. Let's see … a girl bound in the corner of a room is forced to smoke a cigarette. Well, that might leave ya breathless - with emphysema - but Hitchcock it ain't.

Aside from the typical genre trappings (duct tape, rope, spanking, latex) Bondage Bizarre has the unusual distinction of being one of the most tediously talky fetish efforts we've seen this year, not to mention the most visually repellent. The images are so contrasty that they often look like smears of makeup on a white hot background. Blecch.