When opening credits give one a stiffie, it usually means one of two things: They're either all the best parts condensed, or they're a preview of many additional great things to cum. In the case of Jonni Darkko's Girl Crazy 2, they're most definitely the latter.

All five scenes in this all-pussy party rock like a motherfucker as pairs of extremely hot porn whores do each other with fingers, tongues and hardware, tossing in generous amounts of such hard-edge accouterments as cavernous gape, spitting, choking, hardware d.p.s, V-8 action, etc., etc.

Darkko presents all this in an uncommonly frantic, loud, nasty manner, the result being that GC2 is all but a lock to get nominated later this year for Best All-Girl Feature. And if a third volume is released before Sept. 30, Girl Crazy the line is all but assured to get nommed for Best All-Girl Series. Darkko (recently, uh, snatched from New Sensations by Evil Angel in the no-brainer recruitment of the year) meanwhile, should be remembered for Best Director - Non-Feature.

And as long as we're speaking of possible AVN Award contenders, while GC2 is consistently wank worthy, three particular scenes stand out, namely the second, featuring now-porn retirees Flick Shagwell and Lily Thai (at least they went out with a bang), the third, starring gorgeous Asian brunettes Sabrine Maui and Brooke Milano, and the fourth, with Becca Brat and Nikki Nite. Pre-nom 'em all for Best All-Girl Sex Scene.

Simply put, this reviewer is crazy about Girl Crazy 2.