The fact that all-natural women are considered niche product rather than the norm is a sad reflection upon the adult market itself, but be as it may, we're delighted that babes likes these have not gone the way of the Dodo. Unfortunately, for two seemingly endless hours, our gals pair off with one hired dick who, (thanks to a lack of credit - and our better judgment) shall remain nameless.

This pudgy fellow with the hairy back is one lucky son of a bitch to be banging such a lovely collection of Pop Tarts, especially because his stale routine is so white bread. When his head is buried between their legs the girls can fantasize uninhibitedly, but once he comes up for air and mounts them, their manic lust becomes more like manual labor.

Eventually, another scene with an entirely new guy holds a bit of promise - until he drops trou, revealing a pecker sporting what we might charitably call a huge disgusting wart. Game over.