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Anal Life

Anal Life

Released Jun 30th, 2004
Running Time 100
Director Jimmy D.
Company Anarchy Films
Cast Brian Henderson, Holly Day, Rene Pornero, Ashely Long, John West, Miss Arroyo, Tony Sexton, Talon (I), Katin, Matt Bixel
Critical Rating AAA
Genre Feature

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Synopsis

Lacking charm, wit or even general goofiness, this vid might appeal to fans of Long and Katin.

Reviews

Based on the dumb-as-dirt reality show with a similar name, Anal Life reveals nothing more than a bunch of cute, bored city girls sitting around waiting for the inevitable farmhand to drop his overalls and roll 'em over for a few cornholing sessions.

Uninterested or unable to work up a decent satiric edge, the vid simply chugs along at the pace of growing wheat. Ashley Long and Tony Sexton deliver the first scene - which not only fails to burn down the barn, it literally sets the template for subsequent encounters. While Long's ass is a marvel to behold, the tepid little penetration it encounters fall far short of the high bar being raised by other furiously-wrought anal productions vying for retailer dollars. Had the action been shot in a more aggressive manner perhaps some spark would've fired, but the videography remains as passive as the performances. Perhaps it's time to get down on the farm and put a little more cunt back into country.



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