Released | Jun 30th, 2004 |
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Running Time | 62 |
Director | Tony Star |
Company | Close-Up Concepts |
Cast | Julie Simone, Gareth Keenen, J.R. (I), Goldie (I), Dick Smothers |
Critical Rating | A |
Genre | Specialty |
Two interviews sounding like repartee between an idiot and an incompetent shrink segue into lengthy "flashbacks" of the sexually deviant events that took place during said "confession." An exercise in botched "realism" with a mild bondage quota, no discipline and career suicide.
During the first conversation, Goldie discusses a past relationship or something with an older man who used to randomly deviate from their normal missionary position-type boring sex life and spice things up with some rope tricks, and that's about it. There's some mild spanking, but mostly Gareth just fondles her breasts and gloats at his handy work. Instead of discipline, Gareth heavy pets her into detached boredom!
Round two features Dick's deadpan admittance of his kinkier tastes. His prattle is both pompous and uninteresting. Yeah, so basically he confesses to the same wussy antics Goldie described.
What should have been confessed: This release is the quintessential erotic needle in a verbally diarrheic haystack. The locations are atrocious, the pacing boring, the action Public Access-esque and the eroticism is out grabbing a smoke.