There used to be a time when studs with monster cocks were the exception to the rule, and their endowments guaranteed them "name above the title" status … but the times, they are a' changin'. Thus it should come as no surprise that when Judy Star is reamed by Darren James while sucking on Max's trouser snake, the tips of their prodigious dicks are probably having a teté a teté somewhere in the vicinity of her pancreas. What's more, the girl friggin' enjoys it - still something of a rarity in a business that produces too many anal vids simply for their own sake.

Likewise, Ocean produces more than ripples when Mark Anthony slides his rampart in her rump … precariously balanced on a kitchen stool, no less! Their heated bum-fucking makes for arousing viewing - until the literal end, when a different kind of stool appears to color the not-so-white wad leaking out of her ass. (Can't Photoshop clean up this mess before it's delivered to the unsuspecting public, or what?)

We hate to harp on deficiencies when such tasty butt-plumbing is on the table, but to be completely honest, we ought to mention that these cornhole-craving gals are not exactly the freshest muffins in the box. When necessary, we'll tolerate the augmented stripper-types … but one girl had more hair on her derriere than Ron Jeremy! And that, dear friends, is why AVN provides on-the-job injury insurance.