Released | Jul 01st, 2004 |
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Running Time | 72 |
Director | Brandon Iron |
Company | Brandon Iron Productions |
Distribution Company | Platinum X Pictures |
Cast | Dick Nasty, Sophia (I), Michael Stefano, Jake Malone, Alicia Rhodes, Otto Bauer, Manuel Ferrara, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Tyler Wood, Mandingo, Dillan Lauren, Others, Mickey G. |
Critical Rating | AAAA |
Genre | Gonzo |
Hmmm, let's see. The opening shot is of a 12-pack of donuts, and the director is Brandon Iron. Think there's gonna be some serious face glazing here? Is the Pope Catholic?
The utterly depraved Baker's Dozen consists of three heated one-on-one suck/fuck/anals followed by small armies of horn toads just burying the babes' (Alicia Rhodes, Sophia, Dillan Lauren) kissers, bukkake-like, in torrential downpours of thick, glistening goo.
The nastiest of the lot is the opener simply because the sight of someone as breathtakingly gorgeous as Rhodes committing such depraved acts is so wicked. Pre-nom it for Best Grouper. It, like Sophia and Lauren's scenes, is unapologetic, uh, in-your-face filth.