The word perverted is over used in jizzdom and usually just refers to hardcore sex, rather than say, something really perverted, like scat for instance. But when porn is this good, who cares what it's called? With just about every scene pre-nom worthy, Steve Holmes' Perversions is superb stroke fodder.

It opens with luscious Ariana Jollee smoking a big fat stogie, which she then trades in for Holmes' and John Strong's flesh stogies, ridin' 'em in all sorts of d.p.s, including a double "A," then taking twin loads right down the gullet. Pre-nom it for Best Threeway.

Next up is a sixway d.p. round robin featuring really-fucking-good-looking super-slut Jackie Moore, soul sisters Jada and Hypnotiq, Holmes, Manuel Ferrara and Mike Stefano. Pre-nom it for Best Grouper.

Scene three has Ferrara fucking Gia Paloma's ass, Sara Rose's pussy, then blowing on the latter face's. It's a strong scene, but maybe not as strong as what preceded it - or what follows.

The closer has Jewel De'Nyle riding Holmes' super-sized stiffie in her shitter in virtually every position imaginable, loudly blowing her cookies several times, after which he shoots on her feet, then laps it up himself. Now that's perverted. Pre-nom it for Best Sex Scene Coupling and the production itself for Best All-Sex Title.