Just a tip. When a woman wielding a crop and wearing an eye patch is sitting across the desk from you and asks you a question about how much you can take, it's probably not a good idea to tell her you can take anything she can dish out.

Such is the hard lesson Darian Caine learns in Kinky Casting Couch, as casting director AJ Khan then proceeds to spank and paddle her luscious tits for a while, as her assistant Katie Jordon helps keep her restrained. But that, of course, is not all. Caine then goes through a good bit of nipple clamping and forced dildo action, before Khan straps on a giant dildo and fucks her silly with it.

Kinky Casting Couch is a nice diversion, and Caine is awfully cute. The problem is Khan, not as an actress, but as a director. She seems to want to employ some sort of bizarre auteur theory to this very short feature, with whip pans and quick cuts all over the place, when she would have been better served by just setting up a camera and capturing the action. Also, Jordon, who would be very fun to see naked and tortured, is extraneous here, as all she does is the occasional moan and lick of Caine's stomach.

There are some good things here, but too much icing without a whole heck of a lot of cake.