Back in the days before most mini-DV shooters got their shit together, their product was a technical nightmare of poorly composed, washed-out images - just like Omar's most recent release. With a learning curve this far behind, the content had better make up for it, right?

Nice theory … on paper. In reality, Omar has a big dick and an even bigger head, which explains his constant (and not particularly entertaining) on-camera chatter. With a tired pickup routine cribbed from Stagliano et al, Omar ushers his prey into hotel rooms. The fucking is pretty rough-hewn, which can be a good thing.

The problems arise with average-looking girls, lack of focus and poor lighting conditions. For example: when top-heavy Jamie opts for a d.p. session with Omar and his pal, much of the [potentially] arousing action is foiled by sunshine beaming through the window like a Xenon searchlight. The second guy also fails to carry his weight, disappearing for unexplained stretches at a time.

Conversely, when Omar beds a black girl named Sam at night, the room lamp fails to provide enough illumination for his rectal inspection. Taking the concept of an impenetrably dense black hole to literal extremes, all that viewers can hope for are a few glimpses of modest missionary humping.