Only one of the scenes here nails the Boss Bitch concept down cold, Chantz Fortune's hot, perverse turn with some overweight, middle-age super-dweeb. The big-titted blonde verbally and physically abuses the worm, force feeds him her strap-on, then reams his ass with it as he jerks off into a toilet bowl. And for the coup de grace, she makes him slurp up his funky stuff straight from the toilet waters. Good clean family fun, in other words.

Strap-on turns by Kat Kleevage and Shanna McCullough are OK though Kleevage and McCullough aren't as abusive of their male eunuchs as Fortune and, more egregiously, they suck the guy's weinies, thoroughly ruining the Boss Bitch illusion.

Kendra Jade's strap-on'ing of Candy Apples is pretty hot stuff, but not really in keeping with the title's concept. And the closer, an unwieldy fourway in which, again, the females aren't all that bossy all the time (though one does dribble spent man muck into Jack Hammer's mouth; did Hammer ever think his porno career would uh, cum, to this?), is a technical mess, complete with double exposures and jarring cuts. Who produced it? The uncredited director's five-year-old?