A rollicking logjam of head-spinning action awaits the viewer gaining Full Anal Access 3. With companions Dora Venter and Alissa, Stefano finds himself and his first mate on a journey deep into the fart of darkness. Of particular interest to your gymnasstically-inclined customers is a sequence wherein Dora receives double penetration with her legs wrapped around the waists of the guys - while they stand and plow her fore and aft; Alissa below swabbing their decks like a devoted hand. (Definite pre-noms here.)

A subsequent foursome almost hits the very same heights, though, in this case, nasty little Nika is the only female on board. Those scoring at home may note that all the guys do not necessarily occupy the same room at the same time, except for the finale, when a triple burst of bull gravy greases her spunk-starved mouth.

Yet another loin-stirring foursome - with Stefano and a Vin Diesel look-alike - begins on the stairs, middles in the bedroom and ends between the split-cheeked ditches of Sarah and Vanessa. This full-service sequence may not be as athletic as the opener, but it contains more authentic clam chowder slurping. (Another pre-nom, please.)

Raven-haired Sandra Romain is up last for a doubled-pronged, kiester-stabbing session. This is the kind of material that makes viewers clutch the arms of their couches with white knuckles; though why we'd rather not speculate. Frankly, for this reviewer, the sight of two dicks in one gaping ass is just too homo-neurotic to evaluate objectively.