Julia Taylor reprises her role as the resurrected queen Cleopatra - cloned by present-day scientists from a sample of her DNA - in this corny but sexually primo sequel to one of Private's biggest hits last year. While resting up from the ordeal of being genetically reconstructed in a giant tube thingy, Cleo becomes plagued with horrible nightmares about her past life. You know, like where she's having crazy monkey sex with Marc Anthony and stuff. Just dreadful.

Luxuria (Laura Angel), seeing these nightmares as a massive problem that spells doom for her and her band of Egypt cultists, proclaims that Cleopatra must be killed. But one of the scientists who brought her back to life - and who happens to be Marc Anthony reincarnated - has fallen in love with her and taken her to the site of her tomb. Because, obviously, that's gonna help her "live a normal life."

In between all that nonsense, a whole lot of hot, supremely wankable sex takes place, strewn with anal, d.p.s and even a gape or two along the way ... basically, the usual from Private.