Released | May 01st, 2004 |
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Running Time | 80 |
Company | Fat Dog Productions |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Specialty |
As you will know if you have ever taken a trip to Europe and purchased pay-per-view stroke material in your hotel room, Germans make a hell of a lot of porn. And, just like the stuff here in the States, some of it is good, and some is not so good. In the case of Momma's Swing Club, unfortunately, it happens to be the latter.
As near as can be told from watching the tape, which might have been produced at any time between 1977 and last month, the plot revolves around meeting people, saying hello and then fucking them. And, unless you speak German, you're most likely going to get bored during the long sequences in between fucking, where some sort of seductive patter is apparently being dropped between glasses of champagne.
The sex itself is OK, but nothing special, even in the group sequences, and the music is really loud and jarring throughout, which will keep you reaching for the remote when you should be reaching for your cock. On the whole, unless you're nostalgic for the hotel porn you watched on your last vacation or are German and looking for a little slice of home, you're going to most likely be bored by this one.