|Released||Apr 01st, 2004|
|Distribution Company||Metro Distributors|
|Cast||Kitty (I), Jasmine Lynn, Lucy Lee, Jennifer Luv, Kelly Erikson, Courtney Devine, Aria, Mason Storm, Jayna Oso, Vicky Vette, Rio Mariah, Sophia (I), Haley (I), Teoni|
|Critical Rating||AA 1/2|
Okay, we get the "splash" part - all of these scenes take place in or beside a pool - but what the hell is "sorority" doing in the title? Nothing involving a sorority is ever seen, mentioned or implied. A trivial criticism, it may seem, given the scads of porno titles that employ the term, but it's the "sure, sounds good" mentality behind the choosing of such a title that we suspect is also responsible for Sorority Splash being such a dud.
There's a brief glimmer of hope with the Rio Mariah/Courtney Devine scene that this all-girler will salvage itself somehow, but that quickly devolves into the same toy-ramming, anal-happy drudgery of the rest of the production, and so we call: "Belly-flop."