The Internal Cumbustion that truly matters here ain't got nothin' to do with a cream pie, folks; nope, it's the ceaselessly discharging girl gunk cannon that exists betwixt the legs of that goddess of gush, Cytherea, which steals this show. The force with which Cy expels vagina juice when she cums might just be powerful enough to blast paint off a wall. And she does it so many times here, you have to wonder whether the gal isn't blessed with some kind of supernatural gift ("What? More wildfires? Call Ejacu-Woman!")

The fact is, this vid is real, real good from start to finish. However, there's nary a shadow of a doubt that once Cytherea appears on screen, nothing else matters (not even Jamie Brookes' first d.p., touted on the box cover). The rest just vanishes like a forgotten dream as the camera stares up at Cy's glorious form, clad in cherry-printed panties and a red, see-through mesh top.

Paired with Mark Ashley, Cytherea wastes no time getting the aquatic wonderworks going - her first squirt is from a bit of fingering. With the second one, she splatters herself, Ashley, the chair, the floor, the camera ... basically everything in sight. And it just keeps getting better and better (and hitting things further and further away). Pre-nom the scene for Best Coupling, the vid for Best Specialty - Other and (one more time, for the folks in the back) Cytherea for Performer of the Year.