With all the technical savvy of a 1985 public-access cable show, "Professor" Joe Elliott videotapes three young ladies - first an interview, then they masturbate with fingers or dildos. In the first scene, Joe drops trou and joins in the wanking, to the girl's obvious discomfort. His murmuring running commentary is kinda disquieting - he sounds like someone's creepy uncle - and after half an hour, only the most smut-starved voyeurs will still be awake. Venus, in scene two, is at least enthused (until Joe starts trying to kiss her and otherwise do things she obviously didn't agree to), but the quality level remains low despite her obvious sex appeal. The third scene is devoid of Joe's sad attempts to invade personal space, but is otherwise uninteresting.

The terrible production values, hokey titles and black-and-white Xeroxed cover in the generic clamshell plastic case recall a bygone day in porn and might provide a brief sense of nostalgia for older customers. For the most part, though, this is just boring and a little bit disturbing to boot. "What Were You Thinking" moment of the year - when Joe tells Venus "I think 12 years old is a good age to start sucking cock." What??