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The Assman 25

The Assman 25

Released Feb 29th, 2004
Running Time 140
Director Jean-Yves LeCastel
Company Anabolic Video Productions
Cast Amanda (I), Sindy (I), David Perry, Barbara (I), Manuel Ferrera, Jean-Yves LeCastel, Kristine (I) (Russian), Choky Ice, Kyra (I), Karina (I), Lina (I), Ornella
Critical Rating AA 1/2
Genre Gonzo

Rating

Synopsis

Cross market to Euro-porn consumers as well as extreme anal enthusiasts.

Reviews

Gaping galore in six scenes of Eastern European beauties getting their sphincters stretched, spit in and fucked. Sounds perfect for an evening of intense chicken choking, right? Wrong. You see, director LeCastel seems to think that what the audience really wants is to hear his fractured English commentary throughout everything. His constant natterings of "Poot it in zee mouth" and "Go in and out, in and out, oh yeeeeeahhhhhh" is off-putting to the point of rendering the entire video unwatchable. But watch it we did anyway.

One standout scene is pretty Paulina taking a healthy sized hunk of lumber in her crapper. The opening threeway with Lina, Sindy S and a Euro-hunk has all the gape and A2M you could ask for and more, with Lina greedily pulling the shaft out of Sindy's shitter and licking it clean.

There's also some double vag packing on display in this volume. But the kicker, the error beyond LeCastel's off-screen ramblings that earns this vid such an average score, is the sixth and final scene where three lovelies - Ornella, Barbara and Kristine - team up to take on one guy. Now, one would think, rationally, that with that many women in the same room for carnal pleasure there would be a little bit of girl/girl play happening. Think again. None whatsoever.

Note to LeCastel: Shut the fuck up. It's about the girls, not you.



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