Released | Mar 01st, 2004 |
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Running Time | 90 |
Director | Chloe (I) |
Company | VCA Pictures |
Cast | Velvet Rose, Dru Berrymore, Julie Meadows, Barrett Blade, Kyle Stone (straight), Ruby (I), Brittney Skye, Chloe (I), Eric Masterson |
Critical Rating | AAA 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
Director/scripter Chloe has apparently been inspired, by such Hollywood epics as Another Scary Movie, to make her own "horror comedy," this one patterned after Cabin Fever - but if we'd heard the word "dude" just one more time, we might have taken an axe to something ourselves - like our VCR.
The entire cast, minus Chloe, arrives in one SUV at an isolated cabin, where the watchword is, "Don't drink the water." Those who do become sex-crazed maniacs - which, come to think of it, isn't such a bad idea for an adult feature.
Of the six sex scenes, all are eminently watchable, though we'd single out Dru Berrymore's kitchen counter doggie/reverse cowgirl/mish romp for special mention. Julie Meadows and Barrett Blade get in a little anal on the bathroom sink, and later, Chloe has some major orgasms fucking Eric Masterson in reverse cowgirl on a bench lakeside. Also worth mentioning are the worst "dude" offenders, Ruby and Brittney Skye, as a couple of stoners who get off on pussy-licking and dildoing themselves and Dru.