The stuff Jewel De'Nyle is churning out for her (co-owned) production company, Platinum X, is just killer, and with this debut to what we hope will be a long-standing line, she's tapped into a tragically overlooked niche for which she actually is the perfect harbinger: the all-brunette vid.

Brunettes are best, we say, and of that follicular sub-sector, few are better than Cytherea, who takes a hearty pounding here from muscularly bounteous Euro-cock Anthony Hardwood. It's the next-to-last scene with Felicia Fox and Julian, however, to which we gotta give our vote for most stoke-tastic. Never having worked together before (as they share in the DVD's behind the scenes), Fox and Julian make one spectacular-looking pair - enough so, in fact, for a Best Coupling pre-nom. And give one to De'Nyle, as well, for Best Director - Non Feature. Keep the gold comin', woman!