Hey, Playboy, the babes in Freestylin' Babes don't actually freestyle. With a title like that, we expect the bunnies to make like Rabbit in 8 Mile and bust some off-the-dome rhymes. What da' dilly, yo? Instead, we get music video style vignettes of "young urban" gals getting naked to forgettable hip-hop jams - nothing to complain about, sure, but not exactly truth in advertising.

This vid marks a departure from Playboy Video's usual stodgy, old-man style production. So if you're one of the two people on earth who enjoy soft-focused, slow motion shots of Midwest broads frolicking under waterfalls while a pretentious narrator blathers about Playboy's "unique place in the cultural landscape," you're out of luck. Instead, we get hot girls with neither clothes nor apologies and harder action than is usual for Playboy. It's softcore, sure, but that ensures a very high standard of attractiveness among the girls.

As for action - the cast of lovelies spend the video dancing around to repetitive drum tracks, engaging in simulated lesbo sex and having remarkably vapid conversations with one another ... but they're naked, so it's all good.

PS - The ladies' attempts at naked breakdancing are really stupid and will make you want to kill yourself.