Big Omar is an ace at putting his female co-stars at ease with his amiable goofball antics. This always makes for enjoyable stroke-worthy scenes. His laid-back easygoing style is commonplace in the realm of Brit-produced porn, and he wrote the book on it.

Each scene revolves around Omar's faux-position as groundskeeper for a soccer field. Keeping the critters out isn't the problem. It's keeping the cavalcade of "bitches" that wander onto his field satisfied. And at this task, the well-hung Omar excels.

An outdoor threeway starts out well, featuring a fairly tantalizing lesbian lead-in between Selina and Cassie. Omar joins in for some oral gratification. Selina slobbers on his dong while he chows down on Cassie's cunt, He suddenly douses Selina's cleavage with his cum, concluding the scene before it can generate any heat.

Omar seems to be half-assing it here, and he knows it, only offering four meandering scenes. None of them ascend past a level of mere routine. Omar spends ample time jabbering with his cameraman, which is apparently more important. And while they may pass his inspection, the unremarkable crop of female talent certainly does not help matters.