Taking a walk once again on the bizarre side of porn, Max's presents Swedish Beginners 2, which features some of the worst ever translation from another language to English recorded on tape. With such soporifics as "We're alone, you can jerk off smoothly," and "And as time takes it's toll, you'll notice that nobody is innocent in any way," and "You're very beautiful and thin, so are you full of age?" Huh?

The girls are hot, sometimes very much so, as in the case of Lisa, the star of the third scene, who looks adorable squirming in pleasure while her photographer's tongue mines her pussy, and Maria, a stunner with long blonde hair who is very cute, but who looks almost dangerously unhinged at times with a cock in her mouth.

The whole affair has the feel of one of those late night cable features that you used to jerk off to when you were twelve, when you didn't care what was happening as long as you got another look at a pair of naked titties. If you still feel that way, then you're going to love this.