There are many paths to fame and infamy. Auto mechanic and Long Island Lolita magnet Joey Buttafuoco’s has been one of the more sordid.

After his illicit lusts earned his first wife a face full of bang and bullets, Buttafuoco served probation for solicitation of prostitution, was divorced, served time for auto insurance fraud, and got popped for being a felon possessing firearms.

Now a recovery topic radio show host, 51-year-old Buttafuoco grunts, turns red in the face, remains largely inert, and professes his love for 45-year-old, unlisted wife Evanka, who does everything in her power to remind viewers that this video could be erotic — if only husband Joey weren’t in it.

The current Mrs. Buttafuoco withdrew her divorce papers last year in spite of photos showing her husband snogging with the now 32-year-old Amy Fisher. Ironically, she’d filed on the same day as Fisher’s husband. Perhaps this video is her way of showing how much she loves and trusts her lothario.

Retailing: The Buttafuoco name will attract attention and novelty appeal will move this title.

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