Hot babes? Check. Roomful of horny guys stroking themselves? Check. Videocamera? Check. OK, all the elements are in place for an old-fashioned, good-time gangbang, right? So why is it so difficult to watch?

It's a pretty bad sign when the guest of honor in a gangbang, Audrey, is asked to get on all fours for what should be the start of some great doggie-action and then complains when a cock is held to her mouth. Hello?! This is a fucking gangbang. To quote Andrew "Dice" Clay, "If you can't party with the big boys, don't show up!"

About 40 minutes into the tape she seems able to relax enough to focus on getting fucked. However, she loses that focus far too easily. The crown jewel of this fiasco is when Audrey gets mucho douche-o in the face with all of their jizz, and she has to muster a smile for the still camera. Yawn.

The second girl, Sara, has a slightly firmer grasp on the concept of how to behave in a porno. Stop with all the yakety-yak and start sucking balls and taking cocks up your hoo-haa with great delight. Problems develop when these guys are mounting her one at a time. She has two free hands and a couple waiting orifices to fill. When asked how she likes the gangbang so far, Sara replies, "It's a lot of work." There's five guys, not 50. Isn't it her job to make this sort of thing look effortless and fun?

Most guys aren't shooting wads; they are doing a knuckle dribble. This group needs to take a class on fucking at The Learning Annex.

Horrible duping job on the VHS copy reviewed. The picture jumped and the sound was too low.