Puma Black is visually distinctive only in that she outlines her hot pink lipstick with a darker shade of pink; otherwise she resembles all the other gals who inhabit this youth-centric Eurovid... which is to say, technically adept but bereft of passion. When they moan the sounds are unconvincing and when they're quiet, we can practically hear the sounds of checks being signed and cashed.

No matter. There are certain circles (you'd know better than we) of customers who actually prefer it that way. As long as the meat is fresh they don't care how it's prepared... as long as faces become marinated in spunk the dish agrees with their limited palate. Bon appetite.

Retailing: Generic Europorn for the masses.