For those looking for a Yawner of the Month: this is it. Granted, it is filled with lovely ladies, includes group sex, anal, and a free-for-all orgy, but all of this is just window dressing.

Let's start with the date produced: MCMXCV is 1995, not 2003. Yep, that is the first warning flare you see streaking across your screen. The quality? It just looks ancient. Background music that is symphonic? Vocals erased? Silly subtitles instead of dialogue? By now the flares have become blinding like the 4th of July. It may have been watchable back in 1995 when it was first released by Capital Films, but now this type and style is simply downright boring as hell.