These chicks are hot and spicy, alright. But not nearly as hot and spicy as some of the hot, spicy chicks who appear in the DVD's bonus scenes following the feature. And yes, you read that running time right - there is, in fact, more than three and a half hours of footage over and above that of the actual feature itself on the DVD. How they crammed it all on there, and where they got it all from, there's no telling. But it obviously isn't new footage; a few of the big names who pop up are Silvia Saint, Raylene and Brandy. None of whom, needless to say, are associated in any way with the production entitled Hot Spicy Chicks.

In any event, said production isn't half bad. It actually has a foreign cast, and those foreign women do tend to be hot. And spicy. The voiceovers in some of the scenes are kind of funny, what with the barely decipherable accents of the people reading them. In the opener, a guy trudges down the street while bemoaning in VO the fact that his car broke down, and he has two girls waiting for him to fuck them, and if he doesn't get there soon they'll start without him, because they have some lesbian thing or something (and that's pretty much the way he expresses it). The girls, Boney May and the sexy Betty Love, do in fact have some lesbian thing or something, as they're bumping muffs when he walks in. There's more lesbo action in the next scene between Jane Lee and Frida, followed by a whole slew of threeway, fourway and regular old one-on-one fuckin' and suckin'. Mmmm ... spicy ... hot ... Is Taco Bell open?