|Released||Nov 01st, 2003|
|Company||Mark Wood Productions|
|Cast||Rio Mariah, Adena Jewel, Sammie Sparks, Sabrina Snow, Naudia Nyce, Felix Vicious, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Sierra Sage, Leo (I), Bionca Pureheart|
|Critical Rating||AAA 1/2|
Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada-bang. That's what Rapid Fire is all about - quick, high-energy scenes to keep your fingers away from the FF button, and right where they belong, on your Schwarzenpecker. (Speaking of which, we think we've found a certain gubernatorial candidate a running mate!)
This edition of RF manages to pack a whopping eight full scenes into its 102 minutes, and several of them are as hot and strokeable as Angelina Jolie's satin panties (she must own a pair or two, we're guessing). However, the heat does start to peter out about midway through, when a woman named Sammie Sparks appears. We're informed by some on-screen text that she's a "horny housewife" who sent an e-mail to Mark Wood begging him to be in a video. Well, that's pretty much what she looks like, which is an interesting curiosity, but not much good for beating off to unless older women are your thing. And if you're watching this video, they're probably not, since the rest of the performers are in the teen-to-early-20s age range.
Next-to-last, Naudia Nyce does get the juices racing again, but the girls who really fuel this Fire are the opening trio of Sabrina Snow, Felix Vicious and Bionca Pureheart. Vicious, of course, has already established herself as a name to look for, but the other two are lesser-knowns, and Pureheart, in particular, will stick in the brain of whomever sees her here. She may be pure of heart, but she's very, very dirty of mind, groaning and gasping wildly as Wood does her doggie on a black leather couch. That alone makes this one worth a go.