One telltale sign that a woman has directed a porn vid occurs in the opening sequence, when Lee Stone breaks out a dildo to use on Tyler while they're locked in 69. After some vigorous cowgirl variations, Stone finds himself sucking on her toes, using a differently-shaped dildo to double penetrate Tyler's crotch taco. It's a hot scene, but what man ever would've thought of bringing toys to the party? Regardless, Skye Blue knows her audience and throws in a fair share of requisite gooey facials throughout the tape.

A few scenes and out-of-focus-flowers-in-the-foreground later, we're treated to a moonlit, champagne inspired foursome. Kinda. Nick Manning drills Cailey Taylor, who's spread eagle on a bar stool, while two of her female friends go at it on the countertop behind them. Typically, in this kind of scenario the male would service all the women in a roundtable encounter designed primarily for his pleasure. In Crazy Horny, the ecstasy is spread more democratically - not to mention up the buttholes of the lesbians via some eclectically-charged, industrial strength vibrators.