We open with Marty Romano enjoying a fiery threesome with Cindy Crawford and Dominica Leoni and gets his pecker puckered on top of a pool table. Later, Leoni reveals herself to be a hooker and recounts her sexcapades to her handyman, Eric Masterson, while working out of a remote cabin in the woods. She tells of her happy hookers doing naughty things to their clients, much to his dismay.

One such tales involved a romp with Aria, who is always a spirited partner in grime. Another finds Chloe Dior taking on two hunks in a randy threesome, her milky white skin taking reeling underneath the weight of their girth.

Aria returns to get handy with the handyman, seducing him with ease by a lake and riding him reverse cowgirl until the cows come home. And speaking of cows, Aria gets one helluva a milky white shake to guzzle down by the end of their tryst.

In the end though, Masterson gets to score with the true object of his affection, lovely Leoni. He slurps on her cooch like it's the fountain of youth and drives his shaft into her like he's Richard Roundtree. Shut your mouth! Hey, I'm just talking about Eric's shaft!