Popular television program CSI is the target of this ‘R-rated' sex spoof. Set in the not-so-distant future, the president of the United States has passed an “Illicit Sex Bill” outlawing casual sex.

Detectives John Honeysuckle and Katrina Lightbody work for SSI, an investigative unit dedicated to solving crimes of a pre-marital nature. Together they try to capture a notorious “serial seducer” in New York City.

Take every embarrassingly bad porno script ever written and subtract the sex; what's left is this unwatchable excuse for a parody.

Retailing: Stock only if desperate for parody features.