There's really nothing funnier than watching a white guy with no rhythm to speak of fuck a hot blonde to the beat of a thumping techno song. Luckily for you, this actually happens in Pervs 001, because most of the rest of what goes on is pretty routine.

The overriding concept here is that these porn stars and a bunch of guys are hanging around in at dance club when an orgy breaks out. Sounds exciting, I'll admit, but something is sorely lacking in the execution of the event. And it's a shame, too, because there are a lot of really pretty girls here that are mostly wasted.

The only exception is lovely Austin O'Reilly, who really looks great getting thumped by a gang of fellas who are standing around in line waiting to get a crack at her lovely crack. She takes them all with ease, and really seems to love doing it, as well. Kelly Steele is also gorgeous with a cock inside her, but doesn't seem to be inspired to do a whole lot in this one.

From the marketing and the concept, you'd have thought that there would be so much more to Pervs 001 than there actually was, but it was all cattle and no hat, as the men on the range say, and I couldn't agree more.