Steven St. Croix is, to quote Randy Spears, "a former mafia hotshot that ended up on the wrong side of the witness stand," and has been exiled to Spears' remote ranch to hide from the hit men who are after him. Joined by fellow criminals Dale DaBone, Brittney Skye and Felicia Fox, St. Croix gets used to country living quickly.

And why shouldn't he, with frisky Shay Sweet in the barn fuckin' Kurt Lockwood and Aurora Snow seducing Skye in the kitchen? St. Croix is soon burying his face in Fox's heaving breasts. She deepthroats him until he is slurping on her cooch. They finalize their union by engaging in some doggy-style and reverse cowgirl.

Soon DaBone is getting sweet with Sweet, digging his rod deep into her blonde kitty from behind via reverse cowgirl.

Meanwhile, hit men Julian and Joey Ray come to take out St. Croix but are soon hitting Aurora Snow instead. They d.p. her to orgasm, but she turns the tables on them and turns them into St. Croix, who is busy doing his best DeNiro imitation.

Never one to be left out, Spears gets to spear Skye in the final lust bout, proving that even insane, blind beekeepers can get laid.