One of the newer rites of spring - drunken coeds showing off their tits in wet T-shirt contests - is celebrated here in a spectator's-eye-view look at several of these contests, shown from start to finish instead of excerpted like in the DreamGirls videos. Occasional surprises ("I don't think she's wearing panties!") are par for the course and the more academic will be amused by the marks indicating that a bra just came off a few minutes ago. Besides, there's always the possibility that somebody who spent spring break in Florida will be recognized ("Jennifer - Is that you?!??") by a group of renters.

The next best thing to actually seeing live wet female flesh in a Florida beer bar.